Camgednutt is a god.

He takes the form of a six hundred metre long, intelligent shark.

Camgednutt created the planet Jupiter three million years ago.

If you believe in Camgednutt, he will remain indifferent to you.

If you do not believe in Camgednutt, he will jump up and down fuming with anger.

Camgednutt's most sacred site is Penpont in Scotland.

Camgednutt's Holy Commandments

1. Look mercifully on unfortunate whales.

2. Tell all that you meet of the great power of Camgednutt.

3. Do not eat lemons.

4. Erect a large titanium sculpture of Camgednutt on top of all buildings.

5. Always cleanse your hands after touching silicon.