Venjabtan is a god.

She takes the form of an extremely small, generous deer.

Venjabtan created oxygen four trillion years ago.

If you believe in Venjabtan, she will be shocked.

If you do not believe in Venjabtan, she will turn you into a snail.

Venjabtan's most sacred site is Sanabo in Egypt.

Venjabtan's Holy Commandments

1. Never talk about moons.

2. Do not drink from vessels made of silicon.

3. Do not resist fate.

4. Never cross rivers at midnight.

5. Do not speak about wheat.