Gutgovnull is a god.

She takes the form of a six thousand metre long, emotional squirrel.

Gutgovnull created matter nine thousand years ago.

If you believe in Gutgovnull, she will be shocked.

If you do not believe in Gutgovnull, she will manifest in front of you.

Gutgovnull's most sacred site is Gorbio in France.

Gutgovnull's Holy Commandments

1. Never pour water over plants.

2. Permit no heathen within the settlement walls.

3. You must pray to Gutgovnull four times a day.

4. Do not drink water in orange rooms.

5. Never eat bread on holy days.