Henhigquill is a god.

She takes the form of a three hundred metre long, egotistical hydra.

Henhigquill created silver seven million years ago.

If you believe in Henhigquill, she will not care.

If you do not believe in Henhigquill, she will send you a strongly worded letter.

Henhigquill's most sacred site is Fangchuan in China.

Henhigquill's Holy Commandments

1. Do not name children after badgers.

2. Always look both ways before crossing roads.

3. Never gather seven geese near bridges.

4. Always help shrews.

5. Always remove skirts before touching carbon.