Bafgedceb is a god.

She takes the form of an extremely large, confident dingo.

Bafgedceb created the planet Venus nine thousand years ago.

If you believe in Bafgedceb, she will give you great power.

If you do not believe in Bafgedceb, she will turn you into a snail.

Bafgedceb's most sacred site is Xtul in Mexico.

Bafgedceb's Holy Commandments

1. Potatoes are unclean and must never pass your lips.

2. Never think about special relativity.

3. Never cross rivers at midday.

4. Always act with humility when addressing elders.

5. Never remain kneeling at dusk.