Dudabpangbit is a god.

It takes the form of a nine hundred metre long, benevolent hydra.

Dudabpangbit created humanity two thousand years ago.

If you believe in Dudabpangbit, it will celebrate by creating some nebulas.

If you do not believe in Dudabpangbit, it will cry a lot.

Dudabpangbit's most sacred site is Finnmark in Norway.

Dudabpangbit's Holy Commandments

1. Never eat green fruit.

2. Never talk about ribonucleic acid.

3. Never tolerate laughter in holy places.

4. Show mercy to disobedient children.

5. Your grandchildren must be taught to worship Dudabpangbit.