Genrutfly is a god.

She takes the form of a very small, ill-tempered toad.

Genrutfly created vertebrates seven billion years ago.

If you believe in Genrutfly, she will look after your home planet.

If you do not believe in Genrutfly, she will ignore you and hope you go away.

Genrutfly's most sacred site is Gassin in France.

Genrutfly's Holy Commandments

1. Doors are unholy and should not be erected.

2. Always maintain obedience during days of mourning.

3. Do not contemplate special relativity during the night.

4. Never think ill of sick porpoises.

5. Do not prepare lemons while wearing scarves.