Fabpopbellyamvedstaf is a god.

It takes the form of a seven thousand metre long, contented aardvark.

Fabpopbellyamvedstaf created the planet Earth seven thousand years ago.

If you believe in Fabpopbellyamvedstaf, it will look on you favourably.

If you do not believe in Fabpopbellyamvedstaf, it will destroy your favourite dwarf planet.

Fabpopbellyamvedstaf's most sacred site is Zhelaizhai in China.

Fabpopbellyamvedstaf's Holy Commandments

1. Do not drink from vessels made of earth.

2. Do not drink alcohol.

3. Walk at least eight thousand metres per day.

4. Never allow mites to witness sacred rites.

5. Never go into indigo rooms.