Bimgigcip is a god.

It takes the form of a minute, self-assured zebra.

Bimgigcip created a bottom quark six million years ago.

If you believe in Bimgigcip, it will celebrate by creating some planets.

If you do not believe in Bimgigcip, it will strike you with lightening.

Bimgigcip's most sacred site is Alyki in Greece.

Bimgigcip's Holy Commandments

1. Do not sit in public.

2. Do not commit murder.

3. Never talk about fire.

4. Look mercifully on unfortunate squirrels.

5. Do not imbibe mustard, for it is unholy.