Tamcamfot is a god.

She takes the form of a blubbery, unthoughtful cat.

Tamcamfot created humankind three quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Tamcamfot, she will look after you all your life.

If you do not believe in Tamcamfot, she will curse you and those you beget for seventy quadrillion years.

Tamcamfot's most sacred site is Xaaga in Mexico.

Tamcamfot's Holy Commandments

1. Never laugh in the presence of elders.

2. Never pour water over plants.

3. Do not wear iron on your body.

4. Never eat green fruit.

5. Never speak aloud of signs.