Bifstipzan is a god.

He takes the form of a nine hundred metre long, kind centaur.

Bifstipzan created vertebrates four years ago.

If you believe in Bifstipzan, he will give you great power.

If you do not believe in Bifstipzan, he will be very sad.

Bifstipzan's most sacred site is Alyki in Greece.

Bifstipzan's Holy Commandments

1. Never mention snakes.

2. Do not place limes upon stone.

3. Always help manatees.

4. Always take life seriously.

5. Do not consume lemons at dawn.