Linkimnat is a god.

She takes the form of a giant, annoying wyrm.

Linkimnat created Africa eight billion years ago.

If you believe in Linkimnat, she will grant you five wishes.

If you do not believe in Linkimnat, she will have a low opinion of you.

Linkimnat's most sacred site is Laurila in Finland.

Linkimnat's Holy Commandments

1. Never talk about dolphins.

2. Your grandchildren must be taught to worship Linkimnat.

3. Respect rivers and do not attempt to bridge them.

4. Paint representations of nebulae on the walls of your dwelling place.

5. Do not drink from vessels made of copper.