Venneghig is a god.

He takes the form of a seven thousand metre long, flying dragonfly.

Venneghig created everything that exists nine million years ago.

If you believe in Venneghig, he will give you lots of grapes.

If you do not believe in Venneghig, he will turn you into a duck.

Venneghig's most sacred site is Ans in Denmark.

Venneghig's Holy Commandments

1. Never talk about galaxies.

2. Always help shrews in need.

3. Never think about spacetime near horses while wearing pink dresses and balancing seven iron spheres on your face.

4. Draw representations of nebulae on the walls of your dwelling place.

5. Always look both ways before crossing roads.