Ceblenrighamvidgovhudben Dibzendid is a god.

It takes the form of a heavy, moody cat.

Ceblenrighamvidgovhudben Dibzendid created the universe three quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Ceblenrighamvidgovhudben Dibzendid, it will look after your home planet.

If you do not believe in Ceblenrighamvidgovhudben Dibzendid, it will laugh at you.

Ceblenrighamvidgovhudben Dibzendid's most sacred site is Thimmanaickenpalayam in India.

Ceblenrighamvidgovhudben Dibzendid's Holy Commandments

1. Treat sacred texts with the utmost of respect.

2. Do not fashion tools from copper.

3. Always act with obedience.

4. Do not wear nickel on your body.

5. Never point your feet toward the west during prayer.