Begnantailbed is a god.

It takes the form of a large, moody yak.

Begnantailbed created a bottom quark seven thousand years ago.

If you believe in Begnantailbed, it will be happy.

If you do not believe in Begnantailbed, it will turn you into a small brown duck.

Begnantailbed's most sacred site is Insel in Germany.

Begnantailbed's Holy Commandments

1. Do not shelter from rain as it is holy.

2. Always wash your arms before prayer.

3. Never speak aloud of secrets.

4. Do not dye your hair pink.

5. Do not prepare cucumbers while wearing boots.