Tofflatsab is a god.

He takes the form of a nine hundred metre long, sapient tortoise.

Tofflatsab created a quark five quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Tofflatsab, he will give you the power of flight.

If you do not believe in Tofflatsab, he will hide angry, poisonous snakes in your dwelling place.

Tofflatsab's most sacred site is Gassin in France.

Tofflatsab's Holy Commandments

1. Look mercifully on unfortunate birds.

2. Never hurt ants.

3. Never play with disobedient children.

4. Never remain kneeling at midnight.

5. Do not covet oxen.