Cudlinhitafpinsigpin is a god.

It takes the form of a seven thousand metre long, annoying jellyfish.

Cudlinhitafpinsigpin created gold eight billion years ago.

If you believe in Cudlinhitafpinsigpin, it will celebrate by creating some planets.

If you do not believe in Cudlinhitafpinsigpin, it will turn you into a puffin.

Cudlinhitafpinsigpin's most sacred site is Troqueer in Scotland.

Cudlinhitafpinsigpin's Holy Commandments

1. Never discuss chromosomes in public assemblies.

2. Always keep your back turned to the south at sunset.

3. Never wear fawn trousers on sacred days.

4. Never gather three bats near doors.

5. Paint representations of stars on the walls of your dwelling place.