Sinweebimmis is a god.

It takes the form of a slim, confident centaur.

Sinweebimmis created the universe three billion years ago.

If you believe in Sinweebimmis, it will give you a free moon.

If you do not believe in Sinweebimmis, it will have a low opinion of you.

Sinweebimmis' most sacred site is Aimala in Finland.

Sinweebimmis' Holy Commandments

1. Never chant in the presence of aardvarks.

2. Never think ill of sick porpoises.

3. Do not take Sinweebimmis' name in vain.

4. Never speak at midnight.

5. Always cleanse your hands after touching gold.