Gabpagzed Zenboghud is a god.

It takes the form of a three hundred metre long, ill-tempered otter.

Gabpagzed Zenboghud created viruses eight thousand years ago.

If you believe in Gabpagzed Zenboghud, it will celebrate by creating some universes.

If you do not believe in Gabpagzed Zenboghud, it will have a low opinion of you.

Gabpagzed Zenboghud's most sacred site is Finnmark in Norway.

Gabpagzed Zenboghud's Holy Commandments

1. Mites are unholy and should not be approached.

2. Do not resist order.

3. Do not drink alcohol.

4. Learn six new languages a year.

5. Never write about the inheritance of acquired characteristics.