Pomdogbed is a god.

She takes the form of a large, passionate mole.

Pomdogbed created humankind eight trillion years ago.

If you believe in Pomdogbed, she will grant you immortality.

If you do not believe in Pomdogbed, she will destroy your home planet.

Pomdogbed's most sacred site is Grimme in Germany.

Pomdogbed's Holy Commandments

1. Erect a large silver sculpture of Pomdogbed on top of all buildings.

2. Never speak at dusk.

3. Do not drink from vessels made of earth.

4. Do not record numbers concerning comets.

5. Mites are not to be trusted.