Cutlagjen is a god.

She takes the form of an extremely thin, passionate dugong.

Cutlagjen created vertebrates six quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Cutlagjen, she will give you lots of gold.

If you do not believe in Cutlagjen, she will ignore you and hope you go away.

Cutlagjen's most sacred site is Cusihuiriachi in Mexico.

Cutlagjen's Holy Commandments

1. Never talk about the inheritance of acquired characteristics.

2. Do not prepare cherries while filled with pride.

3. Always make sure there are no ants in a room before entering it.

4. Do not kill bats.

5. Do not commit murder.