Matsidrot is a god.

He takes the form of a nine thousand metre long, effective toad.

Matsidrot created the planet Jupiter five thousand years ago.

If you believe in Matsidrot, he will be shocked.

If you do not believe in Matsidrot, he will have an extremely low opinion of you.

Matsidrot's most sacred site is Hondarribia in Spain.

Matsidrot's Holy Commandments

1. Never wear shirts.

2. Matsidrot loves frogs, so they must be honoured.

3. Never wear brown rings on sacred days.

4. Remain standing during prayer.

5. Do not count beyond three during ceremonies.