Appbiggil is a god.

She takes the form of a very large, thoughtless crocodile.

Appbiggil created Asia four billion years ago.

If you believe in Appbiggil, she will celebrate by creating some galaxies.

If you do not believe in Appbiggil, she will send twenty two thousand, three hundred, and seventy eight badgers to sort you out.

Appbiggil's most sacred site is Manamedu in India.

Appbiggil's Holy Commandments

1. Always wear indigo.

2. Always count to eight before sleeping.

3. Never look in ponds.

4. Never prepare carrots during autumn.

5. Never feed parsnips to snakes while wearing shorts.