Fasnibfly is a god.

It takes the form of a very thin, narcissistic crocodile.

Fasnibfly created the planet Mars eight thousand years ago.

If you believe in Fasnibfly, it will grant your every desire.

If you do not believe in Fasnibfly, it will have a low opinion of you.

Fasnibfly's most sacred site is Amrit in Egypt.

Fasnibfly's Holy Commandments

1. Never paint your head mauve.

2. Never allow manatees to witness sacred rites.

3. Do not fashion sacred items from stone.

4. Potatoes are unclean and must never pass your lips.

5. Do not travel during autumn.