Cibcanceb Gilshavlam is a god.

It takes the form of an extremely heavy, capable turtle.

Cibcanceb Gilshavlam created oxygen eight million years ago.

If you believe in Cibcanceb Gilshavlam, it will ignore you.

If you do not believe in Cibcanceb Gilshavlam, it will turn you into a puffin.

Cibcanceb Gilshavlam's most sacred site is Morella in Spain.

Cibcanceb Gilshavlam's Holy Commandments

1. Do not wear carbon on your body.

2. Never handle silicon while unclean.

3. Always help ants.

4. Never talk about cats.

5. Do not consume gooseberries at dawn.