Jabdanmin is a god.

It takes the form of a five hundred metre long, tranquil guinea pig.

Jabdanmin created water three million years ago.

If you believe in Jabdanmin, it will approve.

If you do not believe in Jabdanmin, it will destroy your home galaxy.

Jabdanmin's most sacred site is Temmes in Finland.

Jabdanmin's Holy Commandments

1. Never feed beans to birds while wearing ear rings.

2. Always look both ways before crossing roads.

3. Never point your face toward the south during prayer.

4. Always act with purity.

5. Pray only in shadows.