Gemrowtad is a god.

He takes the form of a giant, witless hedgehog.

Gemrowtad created the Sun seven quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Gemrowtad, he will ignore you forever.

If you do not believe in Gemrowtad, he will laugh at you.

Gemrowtad's most sacred site is Issigeac in France.

Gemrowtad's Holy Commandments

1. Never speak aloud of numbers.

2. Always keep your back turned to the east at sunset.

3. Heed all portents.

4. Do not prepare melons while wearing corsets.

5. Never think about chromosomes.