Bastbemyim is a god.

It takes the form of a very heavy, deceitful lobster.

Bastbemyim created the Black Eye Galaxy three billion years ago.

If you believe in Bastbemyim, it will be happy.

If you do not believe in Bastbemyim, it will hide angry, venomous snakes in your dwelling place.

Bastbemyim's most sacred site is Grimme in Germany.

Bastbemyim's Holy Commandments

1. Cucumbers are unclean and must never pass your lips.

2. Do not wear shoes marked with green.

3. Never speak of fate in the presence of elders.

4. Always face the south before speaking sacred words.

5. Never mention whales.