Dussbanril is a god.

He takes the form of an one thousand metre long, all-knowing mink.

Dussbanril created a Higgs boson nine trillion years ago.

If you believe in Dussbanril, he will make you lucky.

If you do not believe in Dussbanril, he will attempt to scare you with earthquakes.

Dussbanril's most sacred site is Nakke in Denmark.

Dussbanril's Holy Commandments

1. Always obey Dussbanril's priests.

2. Do not speak sacred words in winter.

3. Hide from yellow great tits for they are unholy.

4. Heed all portents.

5. Never mark doors with magenta.