Flisbarnbim is a god.

It takes the form of a large, wise lobster.

Flisbarnbim created life four years ago.

If you believe in Flisbarnbim, it will celebrate by creating some nebulas.

If you do not believe in Flisbarnbim, it will turn you into a giant snail.

Flisbarnbim's most sacred site is Manakuppam in India.

Flisbarnbim's Holy Commandments

1. Always cleanse ash with water.

2. Do not dye your hair blue.

3. Heed all signs.

4. Do not listen to heathen tongues.

5. Cucumbers are unclean and must never pass your lips.