Gupdontap is a god.

He takes the form of a four thousand metre long, omnipotent tortoise.

Gupdontap created gold eight thousand years ago.

If you believe in Gupdontap, he will celebrate by creating some galaxies.

If you do not believe in Gupdontap, he will be mildly annoyed.

Gupdontap's most sacred site is Phepheng in Botswana.

Gupdontap's Holy Commandments

1. Paint representations of dwarf planets on the walls of your dwelling place in magenta.

2. Never paint your head blue.

3. Do not drink water in purple rooms.

4. Always cleanse your hands after touching copper.

5. Never chant in the presence of elders.