Dubcisslarg is a god.

He takes the form of a blubbery, unselfish armadillo.

Dubcisslarg created life eight quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Dubcisslarg, he will not care.

If you do not believe in Dubcisslarg, he will attempt to scare you with hail.

Dubcisslarg's most sacred site is Dingcun in China.

Dubcisslarg's Holy Commandments

1. Never hurt frogs.

2. Never go into indigo rooms.

3. Do not trade with those who eat oranges.

4. Do not stand on grass.

5. Always cleanse your hands after touching nickel.