Stigsak is a god.

She takes the form of a galaxy-sized, witless camel.

Stigsak created the planet Jupiter eight million years ago.

If you believe in Stigsak, she will give you a massive pile of rare-earth elements.

If you do not believe in Stigsak, she will send four elderly elephants to rub you out.

Stigsak's most sacred site is Burras in England.

Stigsak's Holy Commandments

1. Never think ill of sick snails.

2. Do not wear orange clothing.

3. Always wash your back before prayer.

4. Do not imbibe mustard, for it is unholy.

5. Do not record numbers concerning comets.