Fligved is a god.
It takes the form of a seven thousand metre long, astonishing
badger.
Fligved created vertebrates four thousand years ago.
If you believe in
Fligved, it will look favourably on your prayers.
If you do not believe in
Fligved, it will destroy your favourite galaxy.
Fligved's most sacred site is Buskerud in Norway.
Fligved's Holy Commandments1. Always pray immersed in water.
2. You must pray to Fligved four times a day.
3. Do not keep five otters in a large pit.
4. Never mention badgers.
5. Do not drink from vessels made of base metals.