Wannigdiss is a god.

She takes the form of a huge, witty cat.

Wannigdiss created everything that exists nine quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Wannigdiss, she will not care.

If you do not believe in Wannigdiss, she will hide angry queen hornets in your dwelling place.

Wannigdiss' most sacred site is Phepheng in Botswana.

Wannigdiss' Holy Commandments

1. Radishes are unclean and should not be eaten.

2. Never mark doors with blue.

3. You must love Wannigdiss.

4. Do not study chlorophyll on holy days.

5. Never play with disobedient children.