Jenvinnart is a god.

It takes the form of a three thousand metre long, stupid dingo.

Jenvinnart created a Higgs boson five million years ago.

If you believe in Jenvinnart, it will grant your every desire.

If you do not believe in Jenvinnart, it will attempt to scare you with lightening.

Jenvinnart's most sacred site is Quenstedt in Germany.

Jenvinnart's Holy Commandments

1. Do not covet oxen.

2. Always count to eight before sleeping.

3. Jenvinnart loves birds, so they must be respected.

4. Always look both ways before crossing roads.

5. Do not wear violet clothing.