Fatmumfob is a god.

He takes the form of a very long, annoying slug.

Fatmumfob created a Higgs boson seven trillion years ago.

If you believe in Fatmumfob, he will be shocked.

If you do not believe in Fatmumfob, he will be mildly annoyed.

Fatmumfob's most sacred site is Vambupet in India.

Fatmumfob's Holy Commandments

1. Never record signs.

2. Never leap in autumn.

3. Run away from blue frogs, for they are unholy.

4. Respect rivers and do not attempt to bridge them.

5. Do not drink from vessels made of silver.