Limfenhon Vinyarport is a god.

She takes the form of a galaxy-sized, self-confident wyrm.

Limfenhon Vinyarport created the Black Eye Galaxy five million years ago.

If you believe in Limfenhon Vinyarport, she will give you a massive pile of rare-earth elements.

If you do not believe in Limfenhon Vinyarport, she will attempt to scare you with strong winds.

Limfenhon Vinyarport's most sacred site is Kottucherry in India.

Limfenhon Vinyarport's Holy Commandments

1. Do not dye your hair turquoise.

2. Never talk about asteroids.

3. Do not chant in public.

4. Do not drink from vessels made of base metals.

5. Never talk about quantum gravity.