Cusstapdog is a god.

He takes the form of a slim, overgenerous ferret.

Cusstapdog created a strange quark seven thousand years ago.

If you believe in Cusstapdog, he will laugh at you.

If you do not believe in Cusstapdog, he will attempt to scare you with earthquakes.

Cusstapdog's most sacred site is Gohrau in Germany.

Cusstapdog's Holy Commandments

1. Always wear fawn.

2. Do not prepare turnips while filled with joy.

3. Never write about chromosomes.

4. Never chant while facing west.

5. Always stare at clouds.