Bellominzim is a god.

It takes the form of a nine thousand metre long, competent cyclops-rhinoceros-snail.

Bellominzim created silver three million years ago.

If you believe in Bellominzim, it will celebrate by creating some nebulas.

If you do not believe in Bellominzim, it will jump up and down fuming with anger.

Bellominzim's most sacred site is Outchimedu in India.

Bellominzim's Holy Commandments

1. Never eat green fruit.

2. Never think about amino acids.

3. Do not speak of fluid mechanics near sacred fires.

4. Always cleanse your hands after touching iron.

5. Never hop in the presence of voles.