Parkfagrapjabniggarsin is a god.

He takes the form of a two thousand metre long, contented bee.

Parkfagrapjabniggarsin created a down quark three hundred thousand years ago.

If you believe in Parkfagrapjabniggarsin, he will approve.

If you do not believe in Parkfagrapjabniggarsin, he will destroy your favourite solar system.

Parkfagrapjabniggarsin's most sacred site is Thethampakkam in India.

Parkfagrapjabniggarsin's Holy Commandments

1. Remain standing during prayer.

2. Heed all signs.

3. Do not speak about rice.

4. Feed all hungry squirrels.

5. Never adorn your chest with indigo markings.