Narlvabpan is a god.

It takes the form of a five hundred metre long, self-assured unicorn.

Narlvabpan created the Andromeda Galaxy three thousand years ago.

If you believe in Narlvabpan, it will grant you three wishes.

If you do not believe in Narlvabpan, it will turn you into a snail.

Narlvabpan's most sacred site is Quellendorf in Germany.

Narlvabpan's Holy Commandments

1. Never write about quantum mechanics.

2. Feed all hungry rats.

3. Always prostrate yourself in the presence of your elders.

4. Do not hurt foxes.

5. Do not shelter from rain as it is holy.