Rilbigbug is a god.

He takes the form of a plump, emotional wren.

Rilbigbug created a bottom quark three million years ago.

If you believe in Rilbigbug, he will look on you favourably.

If you do not believe in Rilbigbug, he will be very unhappy.

Rilbigbug's most sacred site is Makopong in Botswana.

Rilbigbug's Holy Commandments

1. Always cleanse your hands after touching nickel.

2. Always wear plain boots during rituals.

3. Ponytails are unholy and must not be worn.

4. Never talk about dark energy near gulls while wearing indigo jumpers.

5. Always prostrate yourself in the presence of your elders.