Zigbadpib is a god.

It takes the form of a thin, overgenerous dragonfly.

Zigbadpib created the Virgo Supercluster four trillion years ago.

If you believe in Zigbadpib, it will give you the power of flight.

If you do not believe in Zigbadpib, it will hide angry, poisonous spiders in your dwelling place.

Zigbadpib's most sacred site is Ifaty in Madagascar.

Zigbadpib's Holy Commandments

1. Do not drink from vessels made of earth.

2. Never think about galaxies.

3. Mice are not to be trusted.

4. Never remain bowed at midday.

5. Do not listen to heathen tongues.