Higpaddit is a god.

It takes the form of a giant, unthinking cobra.

Higpaddit created the Sunflower Galaxy seven million years ago.

If you believe in Higpaddit, it will give you a free moon.

If you do not believe in Higpaddit, it will jump up and down on your head until it really hurts.

Higpaddit's most sacred site is Pialeia in Greece.

Higpaddit's Holy Commandments

1. Never discuss amino acids in public assemblies.

2. Retreat if seven sheep approach from the north.

3. Always remove scarves before entering holy places.

4. Do not count beyond three during ceremonies.

5. Never speak at midday.