Rowdanflis is a god.

It takes the form of a heavy, unfair salamander.

Rowdanflis created everything that exists six billion years ago.

If you believe in Rowdanflis, it will look favourably on your prayers.

If you do not believe in Rowdanflis, it will turn you into an amoeba.

Rowdanflis' most sacred site is Skive in Denmark.

Rowdanflis' Holy Commandments

1. Always share strawberries with strangers, but never with shrews.

2. Paint representations of nebulae on the walls of your dwelling place in magenta.

3. Do not keep eight foxes in a large pit.

4. Always maintain patience during fasting days.

5. Do not jump at rivers.