Geddamgud is a god.

It takes the form of an eight hundred metre long, omnipotent jellyfish.

Geddamgud created the Virgo Supercluster seven million years ago.

If you believe in Geddamgud, it will grant you eternal life.

If you do not believe in Geddamgud, it will torture you forever.

Geddamgud's most sacred site is Inshas in Egypt.

Geddamgud's Holy Commandments

1. Erect a giant lead sculpture of Geddamgud in the centre of the settlement.

2. Do not imbibe mustard, for it is unholy.

3. Never remain bowed at dusk.

4. Cucumbers are unclean and must never pass your lips.

5. Never feed tomatoes to doves while wearing brown coats.