Raghogzag is a god.

It takes the form of a plump, weak shark.

Raghogzag created the Cigar Galaxy seven quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Raghogzag, it will smite all your enemies.

If you do not believe in Raghogzag, it will turn you into a mouse.

Raghogzag's most sacred site is Valdena in Italy.

Raghogzag's Holy Commandments

1. Always treat bats with great respect.

2. Always check lakes for frogs.

3. Erect four silicon sculptures of Raghogzag on top of important buildings.

4. Feed all hungry aardvarks.

5. Do not fashion sacred items from ash.