Kimdiss is a god.

He takes the form of a rotund, impressive mouse.

Kimdiss created the Sun five million years ago.

If you believe in Kimdiss, he will smite all your enemies.

If you do not believe in Kimdiss, he will turn you into a rat.

Kimdiss' most sacred site is Gulval in England.

Kimdiss' Holy Commandments

1. Never go into pink rooms.

2. Do not speak of ultrasonics near sacred fires.

3. Show mercy to disobedient children.

4. Do not commit murder.

5. Do not drink from vessels made of earth.