Aflarnhotlit Tendiblit is a god.

It takes the form of a nine hundred metre long, thoughtless hippopotamus.

Aflarnhotlit Tendiblit created a Higgs boson three billion years ago.

If you believe in Aflarnhotlit Tendiblit, it will be very happy.

If you do not believe in Aflarnhotlit Tendiblit, it will torture you forever.

Aflarnhotlit Tendiblit's most sacred site is Bogogobo in Botswana.

Aflarnhotlit Tendiblit's Holy Commandments

1. Run away from magenta mites, for they are unholy.

2. Do not wear yellow clothing.

3. Do not prepare bread while filled with joy.

4. Always remove shirts before touching nickel.

5. Never think about quantum mechanics near monkeys while wearing red rings and balancing eight iron spheres on your hands.